They are like zombies, only louder.

I feel an old cool coming on.

The selfie game is strong. Fierce. Intangible. Swagtastic. #nofilter #allfilter #nomakeup #thatonestrue #shutupfuego

My shirt is freaking majestic. That is all

So my work may be kinda sorta really dopesauce. #disneyswaaaaaaaaaag

Ever wonder what I do with my free time? This. #bootyhadmelike #couldyouimagine

So…. My parents blind-folded me for my birthday. Best parents ever.

Its the dawn of a new chapter in my book.

Now that’s some damn good advice.

Some people call me crazy, I just make random noises at them.

#stankyhairfacewuuuuuuf

I’m sick of your shit, sickness.

Sick life. #imactuallysick #fml #iheartphlem

The future is here. @tacobell

…and we march to the sea.