January 2012
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Looking for people to Jam with!
Hey if you are a musician (writer, singer, producer, whatever) in the LA, OC, or SD area, hit me up=] Just looking for people to jam and collaborate with. Down to work with some new people. [AA]
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I have a habit of making awkward sounds when...
Especially in inappropriate situations. haha
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January 2011
6 posts
The Most Awesome Convo on Omegle. EVER.
This is a convo my amazing friend Samantha had on Omegle. Hilarity ensues.
You: heyyyy
Stranger: Audience ? What are you doing on Omegle audience ?!
You: i enjoy the company of llamas
Stranger: Llamas....
Stranger: with hats ?
You: no, with stretchy pants =)
Stranger: for exercizing, correct ?
You: oh yesss
You: those make me go mmmmm
You: just like orange juice
Stranger: i prefer grape fruit juice
Stranger: THE FRUIT JUICE OF THE GRAPESS
You: i would like to try this fruit juice of grapes
You: is it a fun experience?
Stranger: juicing the fruit juice of grapes ?
Stranger: oh
Stranger: ingesting it
Stranger: i see.
You: both
Stranger: yess, it makes me laugh uproariously !
You: really? last time i tried it i peed
Stranger: well naturally. that happens from time to time when you are partaking in uproarious laughter my friend .
You: true true
You: ill remember those words of wisdom
Stranger: as anyone truly wise would .
You: yess
You: what is your favorite animal?
Stranger: Liger, its pretty much my favorite animal. Its like a lion and a tiger mix. Preference skills of magicc
Stranger: and yours ?
You: hmm mine is a penguin, its basically a bird thats mixed colors and walks strangely but sexily. i do enjoy this animal
Stranger: i enjoy the socially awkward penguin meme , more than life itself at times .
You: hmm as do i
You: what is your favorite activity to perform?
Stranger: mostly marching in the form of a band . its quite fun and allows you to spend long period of time with your peers .
You: very nice. i enjoy jumping and walking in place for hours at a time, its quite fun and allows myself to spend long periods of time with myself
Stranger: sounds like an activity ive heard of once. HopSkotching i believe ? its said to be enjoyable as well .
You: oh there is a name for it! how exciting! i must create a blog about this and share my newfound love for jumping/walking in place aka hopskeotching
You: where is it that you live?
You: i live in the antarctical region of bolivia
Stranger: that sounds wonderful ! it shall surely rise to the top of the metaphorical blog ladder in a short period of time ! and i currently reside in the states . more specifically the southern region of Florida .
You: oh how nice
You: i heard they have all the major beverages ther
Stranger: that they do ! and such a variety. There is water, soda, juice, coffee, tea, milk...The possibilities are endless !
You: oh wow i must find some money to go there and have a nice beverage
You: then i can blog about my new beverage
Stranger: Yes ! you shall have two riveting blogs ! Your readers will never be able to tear there eyes away !
Stranger: always waiting for the newest post !
You: exactly
You: i will be the new yonas brothers
You: all three in one human
Stranger: and triple the combined talent !
You: agreed to the maximum
Stranger: MATHEMATICAL !
You: i am actually drinking a beverage right now
You: it is called tea with a temperature of "hot"
Stranger: Oh my ! I've only ever heard of such a beverage , tell me , what is it like ?
You: its hot
You: and tastes like tea
You: i just found this out myself
You: grand discovery, i must blog about it!
Stranger: That sounds absolutely LOVELY .
Stranger: YOU MUST !
Stranger: your readers must here of this !
You: i know
You: how will they live without my news?
You: the answer you ask? they wont
You: because i shall give them my news of my beverage
Stranger: and they will be better people for it !
You: they will no longer need to be a secretary, or lawyer or proctologist! they can be rich in a house of llamas with stretchy pants
You: for all eternity
Stranger: indeed, your blog doesnt just touch lives...It improves them infinitely .
You: i must ask, are you a male human or woman human?
Stranger: I am a woman human, and yourself ?
You: i am both
You: how you may ask? the answer is simple
You: there is no answer
Stranger: brilliant . You need to blog about this .
You: yes! you are catching on!
You: will you help me blog about this?
Stranger: I WILL !
You: what shall the blog be called?
Stranger: llamas...with stretchy pants.
You: hmmm
You: i like this idea
You: but it needs some
You: how you say
You: pazazzzzzz
Stranger: hmm, perhaps if we added some squiggly lines and stars and other characters made with alt codes ?
You: yes how about: llamas..~ with ~ stretchy = pants...with glitter! and pazazzzz~
Stranger: Perfect ! that will attract every eye on the internetz !
You: oh yes! i will be new miley cyrus… but hopefully not
Stranger: Indeed, you wouldve dated yourself at a point if that were the case. Being both miley cyrus and the jonas brothers ?
You: that would be interesting
You: should i try it?
You: but how you may ask?
You: the answer?
You: .......
You: i will get back to you on that
You: hurting particles of my brain
Stranger: i think you should. and i was just pondering the possibility of the whole thing to myself, i admit .
You: it is a interesting predicament
Stranger: quite . something scientists will debate among themselves for decades .
You: it will be put in the history books
Stranger: along side this conversation where the notion was first concieved .
You: have you ever slept on a piece of cheese? i did. last night. never again.
You: my back now, it hurts
Stranger: ah , i apologize for your discomfort . how large was this piece ?
You: the size of a small ipod
Stranger: I see. and may i ask what this cheese was doing in your sleeping quarters ? not climbing in your windows snatching your people up i hope .
You: i forgot to hide my kids and my wife and my husband
You: i heard they are raping everyone out ther
You: i dont know who to go to for help
Stranger: its alright , hes already run and told that . He also left his t-shirt and his fingerprints.
You: true
You: we are going to find him
You: i believe this is so
Stranger: mmhm, he wont even have to confess . we're already looking for him, it would be useless .
You: right
You: well young sir/mam i must depart home to my igloo
Stranger: and i to mine .
Stranger: it was VERY enjoyable talking to you
You: enjoy your iglooo and blog about it
You: same
Stranger: i will blog. ever. day.
Stranger: every *
You: i will never forget you
You: i will make sure, by blogging =)
Stranger: and i will never forget you. may your blogs be plentiful and may your rise to blog-stardom be swift !
You: gracias
Stranger: youre quite welcome . Adios !
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I vow...
…to write at least 1 song everyday for the duration of 2011. Oh, and FBGM.
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November 2010
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October 2010
11 posts
Dance! →
My new song “Dance!’ is on iTunes as we speak. If you consider this speaking. I kind’ve think of it as a displaced conversation. Or argument, depends how you look at it…. haha either way, go get my new single. For the penguin children. Click the link already=] haha [AA]
Goigle.
Just purchased an Xbox yesterday (finally). If you wanna rock-out with our socks on (rockband 2 (and soon enough, 3)), shoot up some baddies (COD), or just wanna wanna play something random, my gamertag is Du88leAA
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Goigle.
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haha If you live by Six Flags Magic Mountain (or are a nerd like me and your interested in roller coasters), there is BIG news in this link!
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– Confucius
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